OOTD: camo

Hello my freaky darlings!

Today my offspring “graduated” from nursery, they had a cute little ceremony with caps and gowns it was soooo sweet, my entire family came (7 of us in total) then after a few of us went out to lunch to celebrate.
I’m looking really forward to this summer, lots of fun things planned.



Hat: eBay
Dress: eBay size xl 
Trainer: eBay

Rainbow eye look

Hello my freaky darlings!
This is the look I wore for my daughters birthday party, I sat down at my dressing table with a plan to do a purple and blue look, then I added green to the inner corner and before I knew it I had gone full rainbow. I used the Morphe 35b colour burst artistry pallet to create this look.

After applying your brows and base, pack the shade “azure” on to the lid.















Next blend the shade “purplish” on the outer corner and in to the crease.















Then blend the shade “bikini” in the crease and towards the brow bone.















Apply "moss boss" to the inner corners

















blend "sunshine" on the inner 3rd of the lower lashline
















Next apply "puffs" to the centre of the lower lashline and "chicory" to the outer corner
















Finish off with liner and lashes.
I used the Nyx epic ink linerUrban Decay 24/7 glide on pencil in perversion and the Doll Beauty Arianna lashes

OOTD: ffdp

Hello my freaky darlings!

My memory card turned up, hooray!!
Thank god because my kid has been sick and keeping me up all night so I haven’t got anything new to post 😅
I would link the wig below but honestly its trash.





Hat: eBay
T-shirt: EMP (sold out) similar 2xl
Jacket: Camden Market - Similar
Shorts: New Look (sold out) - Similar
Tights: eBay xl

OOTD: Barbie, but make it kinky.

Hello my freaky darlings!
I seem to be wearing a lot more colour recently 🤔 I was staring in to my wardrobe today deciding what to wear when I spotted this bright barbie pink PVC skirt that STILL HAD THE TAGS ON! I definitely bought this before I moved, maybe 2ish years ago?! It was about bloody time I put it on really. I kinda love it.


Top: eBay 2xl
Bra: Ann summers XX large 
Skirt: Sold out - similar
Heels: eBay


Yellow and black pictorial

Hello my freaky darlings!
I’m tired as heck today, my kid has come down really sick, typical when she’s supposed to be going on a school trip to the zoo tomorrow 😔 we’re just keeping everything crossed that it’s not chicken pox since it’s been going around her class (and we don’t vaccinate against it in the uk 😒) this also means out that I’ll probably loose out on getting work done tomorrow, Friday afternoons is usually when I get to take outfit or makeup pictures for here and Instagram.
Luckily I have some backup content to share, like this makeup look that I wore on Tuesday.


Start with brows and a base, I did something different for my brows and got lots of compliments so I might continue to do them like this 🤔
I used Jeffree Star velour liquid lipstick in blue velvet for my brows and Makeup revolution conceal and define concealer in C0.5 for the base.
Pack a mustard yellow shade above the crease and round to the lower lash line in a “C” shape.
I used the shade “access” from the Morphe x Jaclyn Hill Armed and Gorgeous pallet


Smoke out the edges of the yellow, you want it really blown out.
Then pack a black shadow on the outer corner, I used the shade “pebble” from the Morphe 35b pallet.











Cut the crease with concealer











Pack black shadow on to the lid and wing it out, blended it round to the lower lash line and smoke it out














Pack the yellow shade next to the black on the lid and blend the two together then add liquid liner along the lash line, I used the Nyx epic ink liner.














                                                                 
 Finish off with liner and lashes, I used urban decays 24/7 glide on pencil in perversion and tatti lashes TL 23 

Hello my freaky darlings!
So... I did a thing 😅 I got a VCH piercing today (vertical clit hood for those who don’t know) i’ve Wanted one forever but I’m such a wimp with needles but I did a lot of research about it and everyone said it was virtually painless to get and healed quick... I’ll tell you now those people who said it didn’t hurt LIED! It really bloody hurt but really only for a few seconds and it was a little sore for about an hour and bled like crazy but it’s been about 6 hours now and feels fine, I’m super happy with it!
Anyway on a complete unrelated note can we talk about this dress?!! I’m wearing nothing but this all summer I swear, sorry no more outfit posts from me i’m gonna live in it! It is the softest most light weight stretchy fabric I have ever felt and the cut is soooo flattering! No shapewear! I can even get away with going braless! Best. Dress. Ever! 100% recommend.







Dress: killstar 2xl
Hat: killstar

I’m coming out